So many new people. ♥ Welcome to Purgaotrium, vnacrsayd~ My name is Rikku. I'm likely to employ most or all of you at some point or another.

Why, you ask?

Simple. Because not only do I run the only garage in this credruma, but I'm also the co— sole-owner of the Curious Cait Item Shop. Has a nice ring, yea~? I thought of the name. Anyways, I'm always hiring, so just drop by or let me know in some other fashion if you're in need of a job.

Right. ♥

In other news, I've decided on that tattoo. A dragonfly. A biomechanical dragonfly. I still need to find a parlor, but that's not the big secret. It's that you'll all just have to guess as to where I'm going to put it~

Well. I can tell some pretty interesting things happened while I was holed up in my garage. But y'know, I'm totally okay with that—I’ve had enough excitement lately, what with my birthday and all.

And I still gotta get around to that party, maybe sometime this weekend. Everyone's invited, except for people who don't want to be invited. And I know there are some of you out there who don't want to be invited but I want to invite, so they don't have a choice.

Right~ So, what's the latest gossip, Purgatorium? Tell me~

[EDIT]

... Where's Riku? Why can't I sm—where is he?

... Okay. Listen up.

That bomb was not my fault. I had nothing to do with it.

I was home the entire time. ... Except for maybe five minutes, but I was burying things in the backyard. I was nowhere near the forest.

So anyone who was even thinking about blaming me... don't. ♥

Well, uhm. Yea.

I think I'm gonna go check out the blast area~

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......

...

Allen. You vilgehk cheated, didn't you.

I'm going to need my clothes back eventually, y'know. It's not like you can wear them or anything.

...

Don't even think about it.

(OOC; Oh, the joys of losing strip poker. 8) Only Rikku.)

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...

You have got to be kidding me.

... Vilg. I have to wear vilgehk pants now, don't I.

Hey. Boys. Give me your pants.

I don't think I own a pair.

(OOC; *SOBS* I COULDN'T FIND A PB WHO WAS SUITABLY ATTRACTIVE TO BE HER ): So you're all stuck with Justin Hartley.)

It's getting warmer outside, right? And a lot of my machina needs to be cleaned because it's all grease-covered and stuff. Not that I mind engine oil, believe me - I like being a dirty girl. It's just that I don't like waking up in the middle of the night, going down to my garage to rearrange my wrenches, and slipping on the floor. I mean, I have bruises all the way up my back!

So I'm going to enlist some nice, strong boys to help me move some of it outside so I can hose it down. Soon as I find a hose. ... Or a water pump of some kind.

Cdibet asbdo nejan.

Right, anyways.

Nice, strong boys. I'll pay you~

♥ And maybe give you a job, to boot. The Curious Cait is still hiring, y'know. Oh, and if any of my girls wanna come too, feel free. You know who you are~




(OOC; All strikes hackable. ♥) 

Yea. Even though this is way, way late.

Kanan, Val, and I have opened our own shop~ Shocking, I know. Anyway, it's called the Curious Cait Item Shop, and we're officially open for business as of... a week or so ago. ♥ But we're still hiring and all that good stuff.

E kad du syga dra potions. Ruf yfacusa ec dryd~? Dryd sayhc pmufehk cdivv ib ec ugyo~

So drop by and give us all your money buy something~  

... Y'know, I think that's going to be our tagline.

... vilg. I feel like a vilgehk chocobo kicked me in the head.

. . .

. . .

But it was still fun~ Hope everyone liked our... presents.

. . .

So. Hey, Baralai~ Welcome to Hell the club. ♥






(OOC; And I forgot to mention; she doesn't yet know that Kakashi is gone. So someone can mention that to her, if they want~)

It's times like these that I'm glad my alcohol tolerance is better than a shoopuf's. ♥

Oh, and before I forget. Gippal. My revenge on you for breaking my computer is that you have to help me move this vilgehk hover outside. I don't think there's anything else we can do for it.

And Auron~? Dear Auron, who I know is very concerned about Uncle Braska and who will skewer anyone who gets in his way as he tries to find said Summoner. Try not to get skewered yourself, m'kay? Again. I have to save my potions for days when you don't decide you have to defend your manhood against a kid.

So.

. . .

Yea, guess what~ Auron is here. ♥

Drec ec sa yjuetehk udran, macc ahzuoypma cipzaldc~

(OOC; That strike... eh, let's say it's almost unhackable. But only almost. So it's still hackable. Yea, that works~)