It's getting warmer outside, right? And a lot of my machina needs to be cleaned because it's all grease-covered and stuff. Not that I mind engine oil, believe me - I like being a dirty girl. It's just that I don't like waking up in the middle of the night, going down to my garage to rearrange my wrenches, and slipping on the floor. I mean, I have bruises all the way up my back!

So I'm going to enlist some nice, strong boys to help me move some of it outside so I can hose it down. Soon as I find a hose. ... Or a water pump of some kind.

Cdibet asbdo nejan.

Right, anyways.

Nice, strong boys. I'll pay you~

♥ And maybe give you a job, to boot. The Curious Cait is still hiring, y'know. Oh, and if any of my girls wanna come too, feel free. You know who you are~




(OOC; All strikes hackable. ♥) 

[Begin Recording]

(Classic chemistry sounds; bubbling liquids, hissing of a bunsen burner, clinking of glass. When she starts speaking, her voice is obviously muffled by something, and her breathing can be clearly heard going through some sort of filter.)

Y'know, I've always wanted to do something like this. (Breath.) Pops never let me, though. Said it wasn't really my thing. (Breath.) He was wrong, of course. We're not just mechanics, we Al Bhed - we're alchemists too, among other professions. (Breath.)

... Tysh.

(More glass-on-glass as she puts down whatever she was holding, and then the sound of buckles being released and undone. A sort of sucking sound, and then she takes a deep breath.)

No wonder Gippal hated wearing that gasmask when we were kids. They're so annoying. Sure, my lungs won't be clogged with Shiva knows what, but my face is... ugh.

(Al Bhed muttering, and then an abrupt pause. Glass-on-metal as a test tube or whatever starts trembling in its holder.)

... Cred. That wasn't supposed to--

(Sizzling, a rather loud "Fuck!" and then an explosion. The recording cuts out as the terminal is destroyed.)

[End Recording]

[Begin Recording]

(Silence for a few seconds, before the sound of something crashing to the ground, followed by a loud thump.)

Bad, Ghiki! No, no, no! We've got to go to the ball now, Ghiki! You've gotta--

Ghiki, put that down!

(Sound of nails scraping on wood, and then another crash.)

Not like that! Cred... Ghiki, oui chaygo suhgao, kad ouin vinno pidd ujan rana!

(Silence.)

... So. I'm on my way to the ball now~

[End Recording]

[Begin Recording]

(Sound of someone shuffling around some papers for a few seconds.)

...

(Breaking glass and muffled swearing.)

...

Zaaaaaack.

That mean, pointy, furball-hedgehog thing made me break stuff. So... I'm gonna go clean it up now, 'kay?

But it wasn’t my fault. Just so we’re clear on that~

[End Recording]

(OOC; ... Shadow chased her around and the two of them ruined a random office. ♥)

Cr-cred... E lyh'd pameaja E tet dryd...

Logan, you're a bad influence. I just thought you should know~ Oh, and I've got your cookies ready, so come get 'em whenever your sweet tooth acts up.

Oh, and YUNIE IS HERE again!! We've gotta meet up as soon as we can, luiceh~ I've got tons to tell you and presents for you and Uncle Braska~


Now, where's the bleach~?

(OOC; Both strikes unhackable. ♥ So Rikku killed Itachi. |D His body is all pretty and looks like he’s sleeping and stuff, so someone can find it, I guess~)