Sheesh. Time flies when you're caught up in a project, huh? Guess I gotta work on that a little bit.

So, anyways. I'm in the mood for—well, I'm in the mood. I'll be back late tonight, Tony. ♥

[ooc; *screamies* idk if tony is living with her still or not, so if he isn't, just ignore this katie-baby.]

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(Classic chemistry sounds; bubbling liquids, hissing of a bunsen burner, clinking of glass. When she starts speaking, her voice is obviously muffled by something, and her breathing can be clearly heard going through some sort of filter.)

Y'know, I've always wanted to do something like this. (Breath.) Pops never let me, though. Said it wasn't really my thing. (Breath.) He was wrong, of course. We're not just mechanics, we Al Bhed - we're alchemists too, among other professions. (Breath.)

... Tysh.

(More glass-on-glass as she puts down whatever she was holding, and then the sound of buckles being released and undone. A sort of sucking sound, and then she takes a deep breath.)

No wonder Gippal hated wearing that gasmask when we were kids. They're so annoying. Sure, my lungs won't be clogged with Shiva knows what, but my face is... ugh.

(Al Bhed muttering, and then an abrupt pause. Glass-on-metal as a test tube or whatever starts trembling in its holder.)

... Cred. That wasn't supposed to--

(Sizzling, a rather loud "Fuck!" and then an explosion. The recording cuts out as the terminal is destroyed.)

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Okay, just so everyone knows...

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CURRENT THEFTS.

Yes, I am a thief. No, I have not stolen anything in... uhm. Maybe a week or something.

SO DON'T GO BLAMING ME, OKAY? AND IT WASN'T GHIKI'S FAULT, EITHER. SO THERE.

...

... ♥?

Hey, has anyone seen that Sephiroth guy around?  Y'know, the one with the spifferifficly long sword? Yuffie and I have a favor a proposition something to ask him~

Okay, so Rufus-president-maytan-guy and Zack, I guess I have to ask permission from you guys to go to the ball. Or Zack, at least. At any rate, I've got a date, so I kinda have to go. Sorry, mujan, but you were slow on the draw. ♥

Hud dryd E fyc bmyhhehk du mecdah ev oui cyet hu, yhofyo. ♥

Hey Paine! I've got an idea for our dresses~ I just hope Medea will be okay with getting them for us.

In other news, I ransacked found the ShinRa kitchen. Guess who made cookies~

Here kitty, kitty, kitty~

I love days like today~

Frana ys E?! Frana yna Brother yht Yunie yht Paine yht dra airship?!

I think I'm lost or something! Ohh, this is disasterrific! First I was on the Celsius and now I'm... wherever this is!

. . .

And why is it so dark? This… this isn’t the Farplane, is it? NO, I CAN’T BE DEAD! I’M TOO YOUNG AND CUTE TO BE DEAD! AND I HAVEN’T STOLEN ANYTHING WORTHWHILE FROM BEVELLE YET AND-- hey, look! Machina!