This brings back horrible, horrible memories. I haven't seen this many people get killed since... well, since a while ago.

If anybody needs potions and the like, or a place to crash for a few days, I've got both.

Drana'c... cu silr pmuut. E lyh csamm ed. Ajanofrana.

What the fuck happened.

[EDIT]

Whoever wants Mello's body, I've taken care of it.

Well. I can tell some pretty interesting things happened while I was holed up in my garage. But y'know, I'm totally okay with that—I’ve had enough excitement lately, what with my birthday and all.

And I still gotta get around to that party, maybe sometime this weekend. Everyone's invited, except for people who don't want to be invited. And I know there are some of you out there who don't want to be invited but I want to invite, so they don't have a choice.

Right~ So, what's the latest gossip, Purgatorium? Tell me~

[EDIT]

... Where's Riku? Why can't I sm—where is he?

Wow. That's all I can really say.

I never knew there was so much pent-up sexual frustration in this city. You guys should work on that a little.

Why... why would you ever...

It's not right. Not right. You can't end a life that easily, with petty reasons like, "it'll starve" or "I don't want it."

That's your responsibility, that of another life. Even not knowing who the father is, it shouldn't matter. You can't... you just can't.

Dryd zicd sygac sa celg. E tuh'd ajah... hu. Ed'c cu fnuhk.

... Okay. Listen up.

That bomb was not my fault. I had nothing to do with it.

I was home the entire time. ... Except for maybe five minutes, but I was burying things in the backyard. I was nowhere near the forest.

So anyone who was even thinking about blaming me... don't. ♥

Well, uhm. Yea.

I think I'm gonna go check out the blast area~

... I don't know how I missed it until now. It's gotta have been at least—

Well. At least they took the baby.

This calls for a drink.